To say it was a disappointing game....
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To say it was a disappointing game would be an understatement. "It stunk up the entire history of the Super Bowl. The worst disaster ever," said Cap'n Crunch as he ate his Grand Slam breakfast at Denny's Dinner.
To say it was a disappointing game would be an understatement. "It stunk up the entire history of the Super Bowl. The worst disaster ever," said Cap'n Crunch as he ate his Grand Slam breakfast at Denny's Dinner.
I
wasn't there but these conversations were dutifully transcribed by
our recording Secretary, Erie Earl. I wasn't there because Denny's is
outside my Beach comfort zone. The furthest I'll go for breakfast is
Marti's. I used to love the Egg's Caliente at the Gulfshore until
they went tourist in October.
Run-aground
Ralph and his nephew from Colorado had bet enormous amounts on the
Broncos and lost. They were gloomy until the Nephew opened the USA
Today paper and saw all the victory party destruction in Seattle.
“Look
at this! Cars vandalized, windows broken and trash can set on fire,
Jeeez that burns me up.”
“They would burn the whole town down if the Browns ever won a Super Bowl,”
said Cleveland Jack.
Run-aground
Ralph's nephew muttered, ”I'm sure that would be an improvement.”
Jack glared. He was pretty sure that his lean and mean 65 year old
body could whip the late 40's paunch. “What do you care what
Seattle does to their town. As I remember, Denver did it too some
years back!”
“It's
those ethnics that play in the games and their fans that wreak havoc
on law abiding citizens. I'll bet that all of those arrested are
registered Democrats and if not, the Democrats would welcome them
with open arms,” said Nephew.
“You
lost a ton of money last night,” said Jack, “are you looking to
make it up with a sucker bet.”
“There
isn't a way to find that out. Never mind the bet,” said Run-aground
Ralph. “How about Governor Christine screwing with the New Jersey
transit trains so he could get more endorsements?”
“He's
a Republican for crying out loud,” said Jack. “Not Republican
enough,” Run-aground Ralph countered.
“I
knew you were a tea-banger,” said Jack, “but I forgot your Nephew
was your spitting image politically that is.” “...And proud of
it.”
“Are
you a birther, creationist, Obama hater, too?”
“Well
that's
it,” said the
waitress. “Here's your check and don't return until you learn how
NOT to discuss politics in public!”
I
must confess that I made the last part up but if the world was
perfect it would have been true! As Cleveland Jack believes, It's the
Brown next year!!!
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