Dorian Update


"When I woke up this morning I heard the most beautiful sound; The echo of 5600 Sears generators running around the Canal," said Widow Roberts. "I didn't know what to do now that I'm alone."

"Don't you worry, honey," said Hanna. "We'll get your storm shutters up tomorrow."

Widow Roberts and her late husband Mortimer were original residents. They were here before the Canal was a Dead End. Mort passed right after Hurricane Irma and our club members took their shutters down. 

"Will Landscaper James help again this year," asked Boston Bob.

"I saw him at the Little Store last night and he said the neighborhood over on West Street had already given him 'rebrainer' but he meant a retainer."

'"It's time to round up some help," said Cap'n Crunch. 

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Anonymous said…
She/He is going to miss the Canal! Hope, hopa, hope!
August 29, 2019 at 7:22 PM
Anonymous said…
"Is Dorian a male name or she male name? Or LGBT name? I just don't know. I think one of the Drag Queens at the Fort Myers Beach Rainbow room was named Dorian? Could be either, huh?"
August 29, 2019 at 7:25 PM
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