Boating is,,, Key West?
Boating by boatguy Ed "I don't get you guys," murmured a newbie member of the "Dead End Canal Yacht" club the other day. "I've offered a dozen of you a ride to Key West on my new boat and you've all said no, what gives?" "Wait until the snowbirds come back and you'll have a dozen people who want to go with you," replied Minnesota Paul. "How can you guys be tired of Key West? It's right out of a Hemingway novel and it's so colorful," moaned the newbie. "It's hot and smelly in the summertime and snooty and weired in the winter," replied Boston Denise, wife to Boston Bob. "And Hemingway wouldn't be caught dead there now!" "It's not the best time to visit," said Run-aground Ralph. "But I understand you wanting to go so why don't you just go?" "I can't believe you people are so jaded," the newbie said with a great sigh of resignation before quietly ...