Ohio Dayz @ the Big Game Waterfront Grill

Does this poster tickle your patriotic fervor? If you are from one of these States, the people of the Big Game Waterfront Grill, think you should be HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY! The members of the 'Dead End Canal Yacht Club' who are from Ohio are especially ecstatic about February 19th which is 'OHIO DAY', yeah! They will arrive at the 'BGWG' around noon. They will drink until they drown and slobber over old Ohio friends whom they haven't seen since last fall or last month or last summer!
Cleveland Jack has been in-training ever since last Ohio Day at the BGWG. A long year is worth it if he can last until his wife picks him up after she gets off work. He even attended the Ohio Dayz at the Nauti Turtle, "I'm not saying they were ripping Ohio people off but the beer was $4 and I believe that is higher than the regular price. They claim to be from Ohio? How do you raise the price on your homies?" He stayed for one beer. The BGWG doesn't do this!

This year may be one for the record book. We're sure they'll have some sort of Wisconsin Brats (the owner is from Wisc.), maybe Cleveland Brats but be sure they'll have some form of Cincinnati Chili (we called this Greek Chili in Pennsyltuckey) and the multitude will eat it up.

Toledo Tom, Bert and Ernie, Tip-Toe Tony and the rest will be at a great big table happily Ohio-ing most of the day. We've been invited as guests and I'll be there for Happy Hour because a bunch of Ohioanz won't keep me from my PBR.

Report will come on Thursday!

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