Corrine's New Boobs!


Last week the club had a great Saturday. Did some fishing and ate a fried Mullet breakfast at the Waterfront Restaurant in St. James City, Pine Island, Florida. I did some maintenance on my engine and took the whole family for a ride. Later, we watched volley ball at the Pukin' Pelican. That was when we noticed Sgt. Dave's girlfriend's Corrine's new figure
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“Hey Dave,” Cleveland Jack inquired, “is that Corrine serving out there?”

“Yeah sure, don't you recognize her?” Sgt. Dave had a 'cat that ate the mouse grin on his lips.

Jack squinted hard because his laser eye correction surgery has worn out. “Man, she looks different, good but different.”

“I remember her being tall and thin like the rest of the volley ball types,” said Erie Earl.

“Why don't you just come out and ask, huh,” said Dave.

“Okay Dave, where did she get the double Ds,” I asked bluntly.

“They aren't double D! She just got an upgrade at Doctor Boobs a few months ago. She's a 36 C cup now but they look bigger 'cause she's so skinny.”

“They don't seem to interfere with her game,” said Cleveland Jack. “She must have a Kevlar sports bra on to keep 'em from busting out!”

“She's very proud of them. She had to buy a whole wardrobe with a new fit....,” said Dave as his words were drowned out by tremendous cheer as Corrine jammed the ball over the net.

“That's the game,” said Erie Earl. “Here she comes.”

“I'll see you later. I couldn't look her in they eyes,” said Cleveland Jack.

“Don't run away! She doesn't mind if you notice her new boobs.”

Corrine approaches while wiping off the sweat from her face. “I sweat more now!”

“Probably out of practice,” said Erie Earl. 

“I'm in shape,” said Corrine, “my body is trying to figure out how to cool the new additions.”

"If you need an Ice pack....", said Cleveland Jack. She declined but we all had a good laugh and that broke the ice, so to speak!


Boatguy Ed ( boatguiEd@aol.com ) is the manufacturer of the worlds BEST anti-fouling bottom paint, www.supershipbottom.com. Former Producer, Director, Star and the guy who swept up on the "Boating Show" 1995 to 2000. Producer/Director/Editor of "Dining out SWFL" and "Boater's Treasures TV." TWEET me @boatguyed and a corresponding web site is http://www.boatingbyboatguyed.com/ ........ NEVER, EVER TRY TO BUY HIM A DRINK!

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