Day After Party Baby Blues!
So 'the day' is done but
the shopping isn't. Early this morning the G-mas and Mommies went to
the malls. That was smart because traffic was backing up on Estero
around 7am. Since the Dads and G-kids are on vacation the kids slept
in until 8am then woke up starving. G-dads brought them to the
clubhouse for pancakes, sweet rolls and sausage
biscuits.
None of them wanted our
fried Mullet, eggs and grits breakfast. A quite a few ate on the dock
to get away from the smell of cooking fish.
We had all three
clubhouse coffee makers going. One made hot chocolate, one had Orange
Pekoe Tea and the third was straight coffee. My griddle went non-stop
until 9:30 am with homemade pancakes injected with dried fruit or
fresh blue berries.
At least a gallon of syrup
was consumed and two huge bowls of Bananas, Oranges and Apples were
emptied. As you know the Sun played peek-a-boo with us as we cleaned
up. The little ones were excited and ready to go on a boat ride. The
older ones plugged in and started playing video games.
“What a waste,” said
Chicago Al as he watched his twin teenage G-boys bury their attention
into their devices. “Later on they'll find me with up turned palms
and a begging look on their face for beach money. I'm not sure how
their parents even got them to come?”
The Reverend is a Widower
with a large extended family. He's a practical man who understands
how to entertain the smallest of his flock. He hired a bounce house
for the front of his house. It came with a fence to corral the kids.
The house was bouncing by dawn and most of the young ones took a turn
during the day.
“He's crazy,” said
Cap'n Crunch, “that will ruin his lawn!” Another pragmatist spoke
up, “It's a great idea because he don't fixate on the prettiest
lawn on the canal anyway. They'll be down for a good long nap soon
and then we can take them to the beach, later!”
The Reverend loaded up his
Tri-toon around 11am and toured the back bay and peeked around the
tip of Bowdich Point. I took several family visitors down to Lover's
Key for a Publix fried chicken picnic. I wish there was a Popeye’s
on the beach or at least close by.
On the way back we
rendezvoused at the Pukin' Pelican for an afternoon burger sliders
and fries. No drinking allowed with the kids on board. It can wait
until the women return. A few of our members went to the 'Outhouse BBQ' but none of the year-rounders will go there.
Who wants to eat BBQ cooked in there? Besides they're up to their old tricks. The electronic sign on San Carlos leading to the beach has a rack of baby back ribs on display but I understand they don't serve them. As a wise man once told me "Good marketing only hastens the demise of a bad operation." And the word is going around already! Later....
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