Fort Myers Beach DECYC Gift exchange.


"I think we should up the spending limit of the clubs gift exchange. Twenty five dollars doesn't go that far anymore," said Hard Luck Hanna from Texarkana.

"I disagree," said Cleveland Jack, "we had a mass resignation of exchange participants when it went from $15 to $25. It's hard to believe that we have such shortsighted members but that is what happened."

Run-aground Ralph joined the conversation from his Pukin' Pelican bar stool, "Christmas is for family. Not a club activity."

"You ain't involved. Go back to Fox News if you don't want in, stay out," said Cracker Bob. We all knew Bob is a fan of Fox 'Fair and Balanced' News so we asked why he was being critical. "Not in a bar, not in a bar. Too may arguments!"

"I'm sure glad he's gone," said Hanna. "He's way to proud of his edible panty gifts for the women."

"I think he has Alzheimer’s' 'cause he can't find his way home half the time," said Boston Bob. "You know Hot Tamale left him. She caught him with a 19 year old on his lap at 'Delusional' the titty bar. She's suing him for breach of promise and she went back together with Manny from Miami."

"He can find his way to the titty bar but he probably can't remember why he's there," said Hanna. 

"Okay, so we leave it at $25 and draw the names tomorrow," I said. "You don't have to be present to participate. We'll accept wish lists posted on the bulletin board until the 20th of December. Good luck to us all."

"Let's get another round before happy hour ends," said Cleveland Jack. "Oh, Betty could you back us up another round."

"No backing up allowed," said Betty. A low rumble of protest rose from our group. "It's the new rule from the management. Don't get me in trouble." She pointed at one of the sourpuss owners behind the bar.

"We were just about to order Nachos and a Pizza, could you tell her that she just canceled that order," said Boston Bob. "You'd think she would take care of her regulars better."
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Anonymous said…
Where is this Delusions? Do you mean fantasy's? They don't do topless just 'stopless' is what their sign says? As far as titty bars go, sure Delusions is better!
December 6, 2014 at 9:28 AM
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