Hello Johnny, It's Payback Time.
My wife is a Cleveland Browns fan
because, I don't know why? She was born in Pennsylvania but went to college in Ohio and was
brainwashed by her dorm mates I guess. She isn't from Ohio and was
able to escape without becoming an Ohio State fan. Thank God!
So when John, 'Johnny Football',
Manziel started for the Browns on Sunday we had to watch. Luckily I
don't go to the Bayside Bar and Grill anymore so we couldn't watch
while completely immersed in rabid Brown's Backers Dog Pound fans.
We went to 'Fort Myers Beach Doc Ford's'
and had a great time eating a special football lunch, drinking iced
tea and diet Coke. We had front row seats to a TV in the corner and
there were even some gentile Browns fans nearby. Everything was good
except the game.
“Oh my gosh,” my wife said that at
least 50 times through 3 quarters. She also questioned the play
calling but most vehemently questioned the play of the offensive
line. “Can't they block anyone,” she asked almost every play. "I didn't know the Bengals were this good?"
My only observation was, “They don't
want to block anyone because it's payback time for Johnny Football.
Both the Bengals Defensive line and the Browns Offensive line want to
see him face planted while making the money sign with his thumb and
index finger.”
“They wouldn't......”
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