New Year; Same Ol Shit!


Here's the scenario, eager bartender/waiter/busboy takes a promotion at the Pukin' Pelican. The new assistant manager is eager, like I said, so he/she doesn't mind the 60 hours of work for less money than they were making as a peon.

Soon, he/she is opening and closing and making schedules. Then disaster strikes; the manager quits/gets fired/leaves town etc. The flush of accomplishment is soon flushed down the proverbial toilet when none of the suggestions he/she makes are taken serious and a flood of complaints about the operation of the restaurant IE. food taste has to be handled way too often.

The regulars love he/she and can sense something is wrong as the work week goes past 80 hours and the 'mentioned' raises never appear. The he/she is gone and a new eager bartender/waiter/busboy steps up to take the job.

We regulars hope the lessons learned and the bold line on the resume is worth the hassle. 


Boatguy Ed ( boatguiEd@aol.com ) is the manufacturer of the worlds BEST anti-fouling bottom paint, www.supershipbottom.com.... Former Producer, Director, Co-Star and the guy who swept up on the "Boating Show" 1995 to 2000. 

Producer/Director/Editor of "Dining out SWFL" and "Boater's Treasures TV." TWEET me @boatguyed and a corresponding web site is http://www.boatingbyboatguyed.com/ ........ NEVER, EVER TRY TO BUY HIM A DRINK!

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