Boating: Irish Blood fued
"What a weekend we will have," stated Boston Bob, "a well know hater of Notre Dame. "I dislike Ohio State but I will root for them against the 'Irish Bums'!"
Chicago Mike O'Farrel and Bob have nearly come to blows during ND games and rumor has it that Chicago Mike has been hitting the gym in anticipation of hitting Bob. Subsequently, those two will not be permitted to watch the game in the clubhouse. Their wives have already banned them from the house and pool/patio.
"It takes 3 month of sessions with an animal behavior specialist for 'Wingnut' (their Parrot) to unlearn all the swear words he picks up during Catholic football games," says Mrs. O'Farrel!
They have already reserved a seat apiece at the opposite end of the 'Pukin' Pelican's bar and agreed to hold it down or go onto the dock for any outbursts. I encouraged Busty Louise (PP manager) to have them post a bond but she didn't think it was needed. We'll see.
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Chicago Mike O'Farrel and Bob have nearly come to blows during ND games and rumor has it that Chicago Mike has been hitting the gym in anticipation of hitting Bob. Subsequently, those two will not be permitted to watch the game in the clubhouse. Their wives have already banned them from the house and pool/patio.
"It takes 3 month of sessions with an animal behavior specialist for 'Wingnut' (their Parrot) to unlearn all the swear words he picks up during Catholic football games," says Mrs. O'Farrel!
They have already reserved a seat apiece at the opposite end of the 'Pukin' Pelican's bar and agreed to hold it down or go onto the dock for any outbursts. I encouraged Busty Louise (PP manager) to have them post a bond but she didn't think it was needed. We'll see.
This blog/column is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. Do not read while operating a vehicle or heavy machinery. Keep sending those great questions and comments! (Contact) boatguied@aol.com
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