Fort Myers Boat Show Was GOOD 4 ME
Last week I was
at the 42nd Annual Fort Myers Boat Show and it was quite a
success except for the fact that none of the 'Dead End Canal Yacht
Club' regulars showed up even though I had passes for 10 of them. I
am writing this Monday morning so I haven't seen any of them to
inquire about their absence. The only member i saw was Hard Luck
Hanna from Texarkana and her new beau, 'tattooed man.'
Tat is a
walking advertisement for hepatitis and we haven't found out the back
story because he doesn't come around our social gatherings and Hanna
is mum on the subject. All we know is he lived in Key West for many
years and that may be the answer in-itself. The couple strolled by and waved but didn't stop.
Saw so many readers of the old 'Boating is...' column that my head swam in circles for hours. Answered the same questions over and over, "Why aren't you writing for that beach rag anymore?" Official answer is; they changed direction. Unofficial answer; I pissed someone off. Actual answer; I got tired of no feedback and became too controversial! So in fact it was the readers fault I'm not there anymore.
Next Question; "Where is the dead end canal?" Answer; Right behind the Pukin' Pelican Waterfront Bar and Restaurant."
Thanks so much for best wishes and for buying the world's best bottom paint, 'Super' Shipbottom!
(This blog/column is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. Do not read while operating a vehicle or heavy machinery. Keep sending those great questions and comments! (Contact) DeadEndCanalYC@aol.com)
Saw so many readers of the old 'Boating is...' column that my head swam in circles for hours. Answered the same questions over and over, "Why aren't you writing for that beach rag anymore?" Official answer is; they changed direction. Unofficial answer; I pissed someone off. Actual answer; I got tired of no feedback and became too controversial! So in fact it was the readers fault I'm not there anymore.
Next Question; "Where is the dead end canal?" Answer; Right behind the Pukin' Pelican Waterfront Bar and Restaurant."
Thanks so much for best wishes and for buying the world's best bottom paint, 'Super' Shipbottom!
(This blog/column is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. Do not read while operating a vehicle or heavy machinery. Keep sending those great questions and comments! (Contact) DeadEndCanalYC@aol.com)
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