Boating; Run-aground Ralph's Dilemma!
'Miami Enrico' and 'Run-aground Ralph' have been spending a lot of time together since their return from the Tortuga's. So much so that Mrs Ralph is getting upset. She has a right to be because she's the third wife. We're at a loss to figure out of whom the person she is jealous.
Since Rico and Ralph have been spending a lot of time in Miami so maybe it's the whole city. The third Mrs. has a right to be worried. She just turned 50 and has lost a lot of weight. I mean a lot of weight! She says, "You can't be too rich or too thin!"
Ralph has a ton of money and some of the "Dead End Canal Yacht Club" think she may be using a stimulant to facilitate the weight loss. She is way to friendly with 'Key West Gloria' at the Pukin' Pelican who is a known user of illegal drugs. May be she's selling some, too.
Anyway, the Mrs. is looking like a camp survivor. Possibly it is the reason Ralph wants to be around 'Hot Tamale' who is voluptuous and maybe even a little plump in a few places. "Reminds me of the Mrs' a few years ago," Ralph told Rico who then told us. Hard to keep a secret on the Canal.
To make matters worse, Rico has cooled on Hottie. She's possibly too hot for him and he is spending more time at the Pelican chatting up a thinner, younger waitress of the Latin persuasion. Rico has been flying all his flags IE wearing all his gold around the waitress.
We, Dead End Canal Yacht Club members feel a train wreck coming and have been on the edge of our seats. We knew the 2nd Mrs. Ralph and we liked her but Ralph's roaming eyes did her in. Whoever told him about pre-nuptual agreements did Ralph a big favor because he won't marry without one.
The current wife didn't break up the previous marriage, there were several women in between. Number 3 is no dummy and the poolside shouting match indicates she may be raiding the vault in anticipation of the break-up. Ralph's a greedy bastard so she won't get much but half of whatever they accumulated since the marriage might be enough.
Whenever we see 'Hot Tamale' lounging naked around his pool will single the end of #3. Stay tuned for updates.
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