Trumps Latest Hat
“He's going to win no matter what!
The liberal press can lie all about him they want, use doctored video
and audio and make fun of Trump on Saturday Night Live but when my
good union dues paying brothers vote, it'll be for Trump all the
way,” said Railroad Tom.
“My brother in-law retired from
Youngstown Sheet and Tube in Youngstown, Ohio and his house looks
like Donald Trump Headquarters,” said Pittsburgh Mike.
“I wonder if he'll be taking any of
it down now that Trump has been exposed for buying illegaly dumped
Chinese steel for the new building just blocks from the White House,”
asked Boston Bob who wasn't wearing any Red Sox logos after Cleveland
eliminated them from the playoffs.
Then Run-aground Ralph landed his boat
at the dock and disembarked wearing his red Trump hat. As he came in
the side door, we saw 'Cracker Alice' go to meet him. She had ruled
his 'Make America Great Again' hat to be a wild political statement
and banned the wearing there of.
She wasn't reading the hat but we all
saw it plain and started groaning out loud. Hanna shouted, “Take
that damned hat off or I swear I'll hit you with my cane!” (SEE
PHOTO)
Suddenly, Alice realized she wasn't
addressing the usual hat but a new hat that was even more offensive
and Politically Incorrect. “Take that off or you can't stay!
“I invoke my First Amendment Right!
This is free speech! As long as we don't talk Politics, you can't bar
us from the bar,” said RR.
Our informal club meeting of the 'Dead End Canal Yacht Club usually
had the long, triple four-top reserved and any of our fellow members
were welcome to occupy any seat but RR and his tag-along buddy
Dubuque Emmett sat at another table to get away from the hooting and
hollering coming from us.
Run-aground Ralph looked confused. He
wasn't sure why the liberals and the conservatives at the long table
were all enjoying the sentiment of the hat. RR removed the hat and
read the words over in his mind several time before Cap'n Crunch came
in the front door with his new t-shirt. (See Photo)
“What are you so hot about, girl?
You're changing this dives name to “The Camel Toe”? You should
have all the girls wearing shirts like this,” said Crunchie. Alice
announced that they were keeping the Pukin' Pelican name.
“You guys are dumber than shit if you
think that slogan supports Trump! Even that Moron disavowed the sentiment! That's why everyone is laughing...”
Boston Bob jumped to his feet and tried
to buy RR's hat, which had disappeared along with Crunchie. Cracker
Alice finally saw the humor in the gross logo, she leaned into Hanna
and whispered, “nobody better try to grab mine.... unless I want
them too!”
“Very clever of them to get clothing
so quickly,” said Railroad Tom. “Another round Darling!”
"We're running out of places around the beach," moaned Cleveland Jack. "The Fish Monger was the best place for fresh fish and now it's closed, the Big Game turned into Bootleggers BBQ and the old Channel Mark is still there but don't ask me how?"
"I was really high on Boot Kicken's Sports Bar because they had Pabst Blue Ribbon on Draft but that is history as is all draft beer but nobody gives a straight answer, why," I said.
"I've always loved that view,' said Hanna? "Why can't anyone make it in there?"
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