Notre Dame belongs in Ivy League

From my Facebook page; "I reiterate, ND belongs in the Ivy League or the military league. It is very difficult to compete with CFB teams whose players spend all their time in the weight room rather than the classroom. I long for the days of the old academic Collegiate Bowls when hard Q's were asked. I am sure that OSU's offensive line could compete but ND's secondary would dominate!"

I didn't have to read it in the FMB "Fish Wrappers" about the un-brawl-like time at the Pukin' Pelican. Ohio State dominated as they were expected. Chicago Mike Farrell would've been lower than a Leprechaun's knee. Boston Bob, the professional ball buster, didn't even have to root for Ohio State, they didn't need the help. 

I'm sure Mike snuck out the side door half way through the 4th quarter to avoid the celebration. He went by on the canal without his ND flag flying from his boat's antennae.  

All in all I think the bowl games in their entirety sucked. Maybe it's the time between the final game and the bowl that turns some teams to rust? Look at Stanford? They beat ND by 2 pts but blew away a fine Iowa team 45 to 16. Tennessee did it to Northwestern, Michigan blew away Florida and ole Miss dominated Okie State.

The closest game was ND and OSU but I'm sure that doesn't warm the cockles of Chicago Mike's heart nor mine! 
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