Penile Implant Tries To Rob Bank
It's been a bad week for “Run-aground
Ralph” (a charter member of the 'Dead End Canal Yacht Club') especially last Friday. He was on the way to our hospital
conglomerate fro a problem with a very serious personal issue. Since
he doesn't use the ATM, he always goes inside to the teller window
and so he did at an unfamiliar branch.
While waiting in line, several bank
employees noticed a huge bulge in his shorts. So huge that even his
Bahama shirt couldn't conceal it. When he got to the window he passed
the young female teller a deposit slip and a check.
“Don't shoot,” she cried out loud
while piling the money from her cashier's drawer into the win.
“What...? The cold barrel of the
guards gun cut him short. Suddenly, uniformed Ft Myers Police burst
into the bank and threw poor Ralph to the floor. Six of them jumped
on his back while one of them tried to handcuff the 73 year old.
All Ralph could do was scream in pain.
He'd landed on his malfunctioning Penile implant. We all told him NOT
to go to Cambodia for the Penile implant but it was one third the
price of the U.S. Models and he got a chance to try it out in
Cambodia.
When Boston Bob and I got to the
hospital Ralph was already in a 'post-op' suite guarded by an armed
hospital security guard and a Sheriff's deputy. “Did they take it
out?” Bob asked indelicately.
“No, they disconnected the hydraulic
line and they're trying to get the paperwork translated from Mandarin
to English,” Ralph said cheekily. “When they get it repaired I
have a date with a nurse from the ER.....
More Penile implant news as it comes
in....
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