Kimber's tour boat with a stripper pole!

Kimber used to work at the Nauti Turtle for some very incompetant owners. Then the 'Ford's Garage' people took over and she left. Now, she is a charter boat Captain with a 24 foot pontoon boat that has a stripper pole.

Did you say what, I thought you said what? Yes I said stripper pole. We're sure it will be an uninspected vessel carrying 6 passangers or less. We 'DECYC' members can't wait for a ride and we'll pay the fare, all except Ralph and Crunchee who will follow the boat around for a free show.

Kimber is a very pretty Captain who could be the one on the pole except she has to drive the boat. Some smart waterfront bar owner should allow Kimber to hold auditions at their place. What a draw! Come back for updates.

UPDATE!!!!!!!!

'Stripper Pole' boat has holes in aluminum pontoons!


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