Update RAR's troubles

FROM EARLIER POST;

RAR (Run-aground Ralph) has had female problems ever since he moved onto the canal 17 years ago. We've know 2 Mrs. Ralph's and the current female residing in his abode, Hot Tamale. If you remember, Hottie first came to the canal with Manny from Miami but their relationship cooled after RAR began to openly woo Hottie.

The current Mrs. Run-aground Ralph is in the process of divorcing him but it hasn't gone smoothly. Run-aground Ralph has a very smart Lawyer who writes nearly air tight pre-nuptial agreements. Nearly means almost, some leakage, slightly porous and Mrs. Run-aground Ralph may have found an out.

She and her attorney have interpreted a clause about co-mingling of funds and they contend that it revokes the agreement.

See you in court!

UPDATE;

Mrs. Run-aground Ralph is really starting trouble and she has first hand experience. "Bitch turned me in to the IRS," said Ralph to Cap'n Crunch and Pensacola Slim.

"That is truly underhanded. That could cost you a bundle. I'd pay her off before she finds out about... ah... never mind," said Cap'n Crunch.

"Once she opened that mess, there is little you can do to put the lid back on," said Pensacola Slim. "I think it would be cheaper to pay her off and be done with the nag!"

"She wants the house..." Pensacola Slim sat up in a startled way, "Which house?" RAR squirmed for a moment before he said, "The canal house, of course!" RAR in fact has 4 houses, one in Minnesota, one outside Atlanta, one in Key West and the one on the Dead End Canal.

"She must really have the goods on you," said Pensacola Slim. After that revelation the little gathering broke up. RAR had a big decision to make.

During the Happy hour gathering at the 'Pukin Pelican', RAR's dilemma leaked out. Not from Pensacola Slim but from notoriously loose lipped, Cap'n Crunch. Some of us suspected the RAR wanted his dilemma made public so as to garner sympathy. We think he'll need character witness and was playing us.

"What a pig he is," said Boston Bob, "his current wife is gorgeous. Twenty five years younger and a real pleasant person."

"I'm glad you said person and not woman," said Hard Luck Hanna from Texarkana. "She's just as much a gold digger as Hottie."

"My Hottie is not a Gold digger," Manny said indignantly. "She really cares for Senor' Ralph."

"Bullshit, she dumped you because that bastard Preacher burned you on the Silver Ponzi Scheme," said Hanna.

"You are too cruel, Hanna! I have plenty of money for me and hottie," said Manny.

"Lighten up Hanna, Manny will get some of that money back, maybe," said Cleveland Jack.

"We're all going to be called as character witness', maybe not me because I know he has no character but for sure the rest of you," I said. "He's got bodies buried everywhere. You can't amass a fortune like he's got without burying some bodies."  

“Why does he still live on the canal? He can live in a mansion on Captiva Island according to his boosts. Could it be he can't explain where the money came from,” said Boston Bob answering his own question.

“He will if she has her way,” said Hanna. She nearly spilled her beer while chuckling.

Poor Ralph, a woman scorned and all! More to come!