The Majority of American People are IDIOTS!
Thankfully, Mrs. boatguy slept through
the racket and since I expected the turn of events, I rolled over and
went back to bed after a quick trip to the bathroom and a head rub on
the dog. I'm sure he figured that since I didn't have my bed-side gun
in hand, everything was cool. (I can admit I'm a gun owner now that
the Hillary-ites won't come get them!)
I slept until 7:30am when the dog
expects to be let out for his morning pee and I put on the coffee. I
turned on the computer to the Huffington Post and confirmed my worst
fears. Trump won. Trump really won? It was a bad dream about a bad
man destroying our country... Say it ain't so Joe!!!
The graph showed the stock market
falling off a cliff but it always falls off the cliff when change is
inevitable but was this change or the stench of decay wafting through
the floorboards of the exchange. But surely, everyone is
overreacting, right...right?
This can't be the end of America just
because the talking heads, who were completely wrong when they picked
'H', now warn of impending doom.
So she does a little jail time for the
e-mails and Bill is arrested for molesting that fat little girl in
the Oval Office. I know you're thinking that the statute of
Limitations has run out but just remember Der Fuhrer owns everything,
now!
All Mussolini had to do was make the
trains run on time and invade one hapless country to be included in
the most dastardly coalition of all time! Donald is going to be a
busy guy fixing everything, draining swamps, cutting taxes, building
walls, deporting millions and righting every wrong. Not to mention
the family of four making just above the poverty line with
pre-existing medical conditions who
will have their Affordable Care Act Insurance canceled!
Good Luck to us all!
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