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Politics will get you banned!

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“What is wrong with this country,” asked Texarkana Hanna, “why can't it be like the old days?” “Old days like how,” asked Boston Bob, “not like when you had to keep your mouth closed because you were a woman?” “I never kept my mouth shut and I got the false teeth to prove it,” said Hanna reaching into her mouth to pull out her choppers. “Been punched hard by many a man!” Everyone shouted; No, no, no we don't want to see!!!!! “How often have you been Trump Groped?”  “I'm seventy one years young and I got most of my teeth,” said Railroad Tom, “thanks to good Union contracts I had good dental care and good medical care and life insurance!” “What happened to your brain cells? You drank most of them under the bus, didn't you?” said Cap'n Crunch. “I raised a family, stayed with one woman until she died and I have a newer boat than you do, you old degenerate,” said Tom. “My only regret is that I was a cheapskate. I wish I'd spent

Trumps Latest Hat

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“Oh, what a terrible week it's been,” said Tex Arkana Hanna as she downed another shot of Fireball Whiskey at the Pukin' Pelican today. “He's going to win no matter what! The liberal press can lie all about him they want, use doctored video and audio and make fun of Trump on Saturday Night Live but when my good union dues paying brothers vote, it'll be for Trump all the way,” said Railroad Tom. “My brother in-law retired from Youngstown Sheet and Tube in Youngstown, Ohio and his house looks like Donald Trump Headquarters,” said Pittsburgh Mike. “I wonder if he'll be taking any of it down now that Trump has been exposed for buying illegaly dumped Chinese steel for the new building just blocks from the White House,” asked Boston Bob who wasn't wearing any Red Sox logos after Cleveland eliminated them from the playoffs. Then Run-aground Ralph landed his boat at the dock and disembarked wearing his red Trump hat. As he came in the side door, we sa