Boating is...by boatguy Ed Fort Myers Beach is a satirical site!

So, five days a week I attended a happy hour from 4 pm to 6 pm. It would have been 7 days but they changed the days to Sunday through Thursday. They divided the happy hour between 'almost happy' hour and happy hour. My favorite beer was $4 when not on happy hour. $3 at almost happy hour and $2 on Super happy hours 4pm to 6pm. Significant savings for us retired folk. Of course, the employees hated the pricing because the checks were small. Just before I bailed, they accepted for summer at least. Only biz they had besides LGBT functions.  I liked the dining room bar because it was air-conditioned. The outside bar allowed smoking nearly outside. On one side of a narrow bar was smoking and on the other side non-smoking. They just couldn't train the smoke to stay where it was welcome.  The dining room bar had no live music but several big screen TV's. Wife and I watched her favorite team t here!  Woof, Woof, Woof.   It was lonely in the dining roo...

The DECYC has moved its unofficial clubhouse bar from the Nauti Parrot to the Pukin' Pelican. out! I'm not criticizing anyone's lifestyle or sexual preference but this used to be our favorite venue for watching weekend football? Sunday T-Dances have taken over the entire Dining Room bar! We will now do our football watching at the  Pukin' Pelican Waterfront Bar  or Busters Sports Bar! Un-happy Boatguy Ed In future Blogs; I'll tell ya'll why I don't go in the place anymore. Mostly 'cause of one Manager and the lack of trained employees! This blog/column is meant for educational purposes only.  Strictly Satire!  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.   Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. Do not read while operating a vehicle or heavy machinery. Keep sending those great questions and comments! (Contact) boatguyed@gmail.com